In The Olden Days I Always Got

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?

I Love Alfa Romeos And That [alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] Was Tremendous.

The Air Conditioning In Lamborghinis Used To Be An Asthmatic Sitting In The Dashboard Blowing At You Through A Straw.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler