What About Tom Jones? He's Made A

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

Do You Know They Have Eating Dogs For The Anorexic Now?

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.