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It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.