We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?