Western Man Is Schizophrenic.

Comedy, We May Say, Is Society Protecting Itself - With A Smile.

Marriage Is Like Paying An Endless Visit In Your Worst Clothes.

Nearly Everything Possible Had Been Done To Spoil The Game: The Heavy Financial Interest; The Absurd Transfer And Player-selling System; The Lack Of Any Birth Or Residential Qualifications; The Absurd Publicity Given To Every Feature Of It By The Press; The Monstrous Partisanships Of The Crowds.

In A Matriarchy Men Should Be Encouraged To Take It Easy, For Most Women Prefer Live Husbands To Blocks Of Shares And Seats On The Board.

Like Its Politicians And Its Wars, Society Has The Teenagers It Deserves.