We're Playing Scrabble. It's A Nightmare." "scrabble?" He Sounds Surprised. "scrabble's Great." "not When You're Playing With A Family Of Geniuses, It's Not. They All Put Words Like 'iridiums'. And I Put 'pig'.

-Sophie Kinsella

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We're Playing Scrabble. It's A Nightmare." "scrabble?"

Sophie Kinsella

We're Playing Scrabble. It's A Nightmare." "scrabble?" He Sounds Surprised. "scrabble's Great." "not When You're Playing With A Family Of Geniuses, It's Not. They All Put Words Like 'iridiums'. And I Put 'pig'.

Topic

Pigs

Sound

Scrabble

I Can Do This, I Tell Myself Firmly. I Can Be Attracted To Him. It's Just A Matter Of Self Control And Possibly Also Getting Very Drunk. So I Lift My Glass And Take Several Huge Gulps. I Can Feel The Bubbles Surging Into My Head, Singing Happily "i'm Going To Be A Millionaire's Wife! I'm Going To Be A Millionaire's Wife!" And When I Look Back At Tarquin, He Already Looks A Bit More Attractive. Alcohol Is Obviously Going To Be The Key To Our Marital Status.

Glasses

Self

Keys