We're Phonies If We're Not Exactly Who

It Doesn't Bother Me When Someone Calls Me A 'dumb Blonde.' I'm Neither Dumb Or Blonde.

Here You Come Again, Looking Better Than A Body Has A Right To.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.

I Often Joke That 100 Years From Now I Hope People Are Saying, 'dang, She Looks Good For Her Age!'

With The First Money I Ever Made I Bought My Mommy And Daddy A Car, And Helped Them Fix Their House Up.