Leave Something Good In Every Day.

Well, My Smile's Pretty Hard To Miss, Considering I'm A Gal Who Likes Her Lipstick-the Redder The Better.

I Just Don't Have Time To Get Old!

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

I Will Not Play Just An Evil Part. In Fact, I Got Offered $7 Million Several Years Ago To Play The Part That Faye Dunaway Played In 'supergirl.' I Was Kind Of Insulted. I Was Impressed With The Money, But I Said, 'why Are You Asking Me To Play An Evil Witch? Do I Come Across As An Evil Witch To You?'