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The Queen's Intelligence Network Is A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Anyone's In This Palace. Bar None. She Knows Everything. I Don't Know How She Does It. And She Sees Everything.

She Is Incredibly Fit, But We Remind Staff That She's Not Just The Monarch, But Our Mother.

It Would Not Be A Bad Idea If Bankers Were To Go And Sit Occasionally With Politicians In Their Political Surgeries, Where They Might Get A Sense Of The Injustice That Some Of The Community Feel About The Banks.

It's Slightly Complicated For People To Grasp The Idea Of A Head Of State In Human Form.

We're Not Allowed To Play Monopoly At Home. It Gets Too Vicious.