We're All Gonna Be Gay If We

Sarah Palin Finally Heard What Happened In Japan And She's Demanding That We Invade 'tsunami.'

To Me, Being Brave Is An Element That Is So Important With Stand-up Comedy. It's Not Essential. There Are Many Comics Who Were Just Funny, And That's Fine, Too. But That's Never Been What I Was Trying To Do In Comedy. I Was Always Trying To Do Something That Involved Not Pandering To The Audience.

I'd Just Like To Know What A Cop Would Have To Do To Get Indicted - And What Good Are Cop Cameras Since Eric Garner Is On Tape?

Who Takes Care Of Their People Better? Fema Or Hezbollah?

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'