Well John Cena's Like A Pinwheel, So

Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby Pictures Were Taken Via Satellite.

Nobody Remembers Second Place.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

Live Fast, Fight Hard, No Regrets!

I Remember Back To My Days As A Teenager. When You Get Your Feelings Hurt, You Feel That Moment Of Embarrassment. You Think: "no One Wants To Talk To Me Ever Again. It's All Over." I Reassure People That's Totally Not The Case. These Bullies Are Just Hateful People Doing Hateful Things. Sometimes, It's A Lesson In Tough Love, But You Keep Positive, Smile In The Face Of Hateful Adversity And Move On. It Makes You A Stronger Person.