Well, Joe Biden Has Done It Again.

Martha Stewart Was Found Guilty On All Charges. You Know What That Means, Stripes Are In This Year.

Major Heat Wave In India - 122 Degrees Today. It Was So Hot People In India Were Sweating Like Americans Waiting To Hear If Their Job Is Being Outsourced To India.

Ambition Beats Genius 99% Of The Time

Of Course With John Mccain Out Of The Race, George W. Bush Has To Pick A Running Mate. Which Is Kind Of A Scary Proposition When You Think About It. I Mean His Dad Picked Dan Quayle, An He Isn't As Smart As His Dad.

Changing The Story Until You Believe It.