I Guess You Heard, Hillary Clinton Has

You Know What I'm Doing For Easter? I'm Gonna Be Hanging With My Peeps.

It's Just A Matter Of Time Before We Go Into Iraq And Get Saddam Hussein. I Think Just Before Bush Falls Below 50 Percent, That's When We'll Be Going.

The Fda Is Now Warning People Not To Eat Raw Cookie Dough This Holiday Season. Is That How Fat We're Getting In This Country? Our Ovens Are Too Slow Now?

Diet Coke With Lemon - Didn't That Used To Be Called Pledge?

A Christmas Tree--the Perfect Gift For A Guy. The Plant Is Already Dead.