Well, I've Had My Fair Share In

Getting Paid For Being Laid, Guess That's The Name Of The Game.

I Suspected My Homosexuality, But I'd Never Acted Out On It Because I Was Afraid Of Sex. It's Awful To Be Afraid Of Sex.

Love's Like A Junkie, Addiction's A Fact. Passion's A Monkey, You Can't Keep Off Your Back.

I Hope You Don't Mind, I Hope You Don't Mind, That I Put Into Words, How Wonderful Life Is, Now You're In The World.

And It's One More Beer And I Don't Hear You Any More.