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You Know What I'd Really, Really Like? What I'd Pay Money For? A Zx81 With A Disc Drive. I Understood The Zx81. It Was So Easy To Interface Stuff To It.

Happiness Is Not The Natural State Of Mankind, And Is Never Achieved From The Outside In.

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