Well, If I Don't Get At Least

I Don't Inhale Because It Gives You Cancer, But I Look So Incredibly Handsome With A Cigarette That I Can't Not Hold One.

His Lack Of Education Is More Than Compensated For By His Keenly Developed Moral Bankruptcy.

There Are Two Important Things In The World, The First Is Sex. The Other Isn't All That Important.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Arlene And I Have To Get A Divorce. She Thinks I'm A Pervert Because I Drank Our Water Bed.