Well, I Hate To Be The One

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.