Well, I Hate To Be The One

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

Young People Are The Key To This Election.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979