Well, I Didn't Really Admit That I

I'm A Painter, That's Where I Started Out, At Four Years Old, That Was My First Love As Far As Expression. So, I'm Not A Painter In The Sense Of, "please Come See My Paintings" But, I Do Understand The Value Of Not Looking Over The Artist's Shoulder While The Work Is In Progress.

I Wish I Could Always Look Like I've Just Finished A Really Good Laugh.

Well, I Can Fake My Way Around Some Things, But I Don't Think I Would Be Good At Betting.

Catholics Have Guilt And Jews Have Guilt, Fine. But Mothers Can Trump Them All.

Sometimes I Think Opposable Thumbs Were Invented So Teenage Girls Could Use Text Messaging.