Well, I Beat My Man. Now It's

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

If You Want To Know Who Was Better, Me Or Willie Mays, You Have To Look At Our Career Stats. And Willie's Bottom Line Was Better.

Hey Mantle, You Win. You're The Worst.

To Get A Better Piece Of Chicken, You'd Have To Be A Rooster.

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'