The Best Hitter I Ever Saw Was

If You Want To Know Who Was Better, Me Or Willie Mays, You Have To Look At Our Career Stats. And Willie's Bottom Line Was Better.

If I Had Played My Career Hitting Singles Like Pete (rose), I'd Wear A Dress.

Today's Little Leaguers, And There Are Millions Of Them Each Year, Pick Up How To Hit And Throw And Field Just By Watching Games On Tv. By The Time They're Out Of High School, The Good Ones Are Almost Ready To Play Professional Ball.

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

If I Send The Ball Home, I Know What Will Happen To It. My Twin Brothers Will Take It Out On The Lot, Like Any 20-cent Rocket.