Well Done Is Better Than Well Said.

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

The Discovery Of A Wine Is Of Greater Moment Than The Discovery Of A Constellation. The Universe Is Too Full Of Stars.

Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Likes To See Us Happy.

I Have Heard That Nothing Gives An Author So Great Pleasure, As To Find His Works Respectfully Quoted By Other Learned Authors.

I Guess I Don't So Much Mind Being Old, As I Mind Being Fat And Old.