Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.