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Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.