Welcome To The New Raw!

Baloney Fudging Mustard!

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

I Think The Way Wwe Studios Is Going Now - They're Going Away From Action, Doing More Drama, More Comedy - It Will Open A Lot Of People's Eyes. Because A Lot Of People See Big Guy, Big Frame: Action Superstar. We've Proven, Especially With 'legendary,' That That Is Not Always The Case.

When You Are Surrounded By People Who Are Much Better Than You, You Have Two Choices: You Can Sh*t The Bed, And The Performance Can Go To Hell. Or You Can Step Up And Rise To The Occasion.

The Last Time The Three Of Us Were In The Ring Together, It Was Pretty Awesome. Vickie, We Had A Sweet, Sexy, Passionate Make-out Session. Dolph You Remember! You Were There! You Were Cool With It.