Because I Was Surrounded By So Much

Money Is The Fuel For Choices. Money Gives Me Choices, So It's Not Nothing, It's Something. But It's Not The End All, Be All. There Are Other Things In My Life That I Did Not Purchase With Money That Are Very Valuable.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.

Most Of The People Around Me Have A Vested Interest In How Much Money I Make. You Know, So A Celebrity Could Find Themselves In A Position Where People Could Have Meetings About Their Life Without Them Involved. And When I Say "their Life" I Mean Not Their Professional Life Either. They Could Talk About Their Personal Life.