We Were So Far Back In The

Like God, Christmas Is Timeless And Eternal, From Everlasting To Everlasting. It Is Something Even More Than What Happened That Night In Starlit Little Bethlehem; It Has Been Behind The Stars Forever. There Was Christmas In The Heart Of God Before The World Was Formed.

The Station Put Us On Staff At $35 A Week... And I Mean Every Week.

When You're Young And Fall Off A Horse, You May Break Something. When You're My Age And You Fall Off, You Splatter.

We Were So Far Back In The Woods, They Almost Had To Pipe In Sunlight.

I Did Pretty Good For A Guy Who Never Finished High School And Used To Yodel At Square Dances.