We Used To Root For The Indians

If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing, Let's Have More Of It.

Luck Is Opportunity Meeting Up With Preparation. So You Must Prepare Yourself To Be Lucky.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.