We Tell Our Kids That Policemen Are

You Can't Not Have Feelings About Country Clubs, Whichever Side You're On.

No One Will Laugh At How Great Things Are For Somebody.

Somebody Once Told Me That If You Laugh At A George Bush Joke, Or You Send An Email Cartoon To Your Friends That Makes Bush Look Like A Fool, You Feel Like You've Done Something Significant. But Really, What Have You Actually Done? Just Expressing Contempt For Your Leaders Doesn't Really Accomplish Anything.

I Never Read Playboy Before I Started Working There And Stopped Reading It The Day I Quit.

Analyze This Is A Good Movie Because Robert De Niro And Billy Crystal Are Really Good. But Without The Material To Put On The Play, Of Course, They Couldn't Be Good. For Me, It Starts With The Writing.