I Loved Writing And Performing, But The

I Learned Over The Years That It's Easy To Appear Smart Referencing Things That People Don't Know.

I'm A Writer-director-actor, Which I've Always Kind Of Enjoyed. I Compared It To The Olympic Biathlon. "not Only Can He Cross-country Ski, But He's A Terrific Marksman As Well." I Want People To Say, "you Mean That Writer Performed A Tracheotomy?" That's Right, I Do Everything.

We Are All Several Different People. There Are Different Aspects Of Our Nature That Are Competing.

I've Got To Find A Compromise Where I Don't Feel Compromised. I've Got To Find Something Equally Good That They Don't Feel Uncomfortable With. At A Certain Point, It's No Longer About What I Thought Was Right, But It's About This New Discovery That Happens With The Actors. It's Nice When The Actor Is Also A Writer.

I'm Not A Believer In The Pratfall. I Don't Think It's Funny Just To Have Someone Fall Down.