We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We

In Spite Of What Thomas Jefferson Wrote, All Men May Be Created Equal, But Not To All Women.

A Father... Knows Exactly What Those Boys At The Mall Have In Their Depraved Little Minds Because He Once Owned Such A Depraved Little Mind Himself. In Fact, If He Thinks Enough About The Plans That He Used To Have For Young Girls, The Father Not Only Will Support His Wife In Keeping Their Daughter Home But He Might Even Run Over To The Mall And Have A Few Of Those Boys Arrested.

There Should Be Marches In Every Neighborhood Every Day Telling The People About The Negativity Of Drugs And How The Drugs Help Us To Behave Negatively.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.