We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We

People Say "god Will Find A Way." God Can't Find A Way If You're In The Way.

These People Marched And Were Hit In The Face With Rocks To Get An Education And Now We've Got These Knuckleheads Walking Round.

Family Is Conflict And It's Something That We All Relate To.

Fathers Are The Geniuses Of The House Because Only A Person As Intelligent As We Could Fake Such Stupidity.

Beware Of People Who Fall At Your Feet. They May Be Reaching For The Corner Of The Rug.