We Must Be Greater Than God, For

An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks That Empty Space At The Curb Won't Have A Hydrant Beside It.

I Finally Know What Distinguishes Man From The Other Beasts: Financial Worries.

Talent Is Like Money; You Don't Have To Have Some To Talk About It.

Look For The Ridiculous In Everything And You Will Find It.

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.