We Must Always Remember That The Chinese

The Daily Life Of A Genius, His Sleep, His Digestion, He Ecstasies, His Nails, His Colds, His Blood, His Life And Death Are Essentially Different From The Rest Of Mankind.

Since I Don't Smoke, I Decided To Grow A Mustache - It Is Better For The Health. However, I Always Carried A Jewel-studded Cigarette Case In Which, Instead Of Tobacco, Were Carefully Placed Several Mustaches, Adolphe Menjou Style. I Offered Them Politely To My Friends: "mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody Dared To Touch Them. This Was My Test Regarding The Sacred Aspect Of Mustaches.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

Every Morning Upon Awakening, I Experience A Supreme Pleasure: That Of Being Salvador Dali, And I Ask Myself, Wonderstruck, What Prodigious Thing Will He Do Today, This Salvador Dali.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.