The Connoisseur Does Not Drink Wine But

Every Morning When I Wake Up, I Experience An Exquisite Joy - The Joy Of Being Salvador Dalí - And I Ask Myself In Rapture: What Wonderful Things This Salvador Dalí Is Going To Accomplish Today?

Knowing How To Look Is A Way Of Inventing.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

Since I Don't Smoke, I Decided To Grow A Mustache - It Is Better For The Health. However, I Always Carried A Jewel-studded Cigarette Case In Which, Instead Of Tobacco, Were Carefully Placed Several Mustaches, Adolphe Menjou Style. I Offered Them Politely To My Friends: "mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody Dared To Touch Them. This Was My Test Regarding The Sacred Aspect Of Mustaches.

Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal