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You Can't Dingleberry That! That's A Flagrant Misuse Of The Dingleberry!

I Came Here Looking For A Great Perhaps, For Real Friends And A More-than-minor Life.

The Only Person I Really Wanted To Talk To About Augustus Water's Death With Was Augustus Waters.

Read A Lot. Read Broadly... Tell Stories To Your Friends, And Pay Attention To When They Get Bored... Write A Lot.

They Like Their Coffee Like They Like Their Ex-boyfriends: Bitter.