We Know Lots Of Things We Didn't

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.

When You Are Dissatisfied And Would Like To Go Back To Youth, Think Of Algebra.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.