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If This Prinicpal Thinks Blogging Isn't Educational, He Needs His Head Examined: He Should Be Seeking Out Every Student Blogger In The School And Giving Them Special Time To Blog More - And Giving Them Extra Credit Besides.

I'm Not A Lawyer I'm A Kind Of Mouthpiece/activist Type, Though Occasionally They Shave Me And Stuff Me Into My Bar Mitzvah Suit And Send Me To A Standards Body Or The Un To Stir Up Trouble. I Spend About Three Weeks A Month On The Road Doing Completely Weird Stuff Like Going To Microsoft To Talk About Drm.

Any Time Someone Puts A Lock On Something You Own Against Your Wishes, And Doesn't Give You The Key, They're Not Doing It For Your Benefit.

Carlton Mellick Iii Is One Of Bizarro Fiction's Most Talented Practitioners, A Virtuoso Of The Surreal, Science Fictional Tale.

The Future's A Weirder Place Than We Thought It Would Be When We Were Little Kids.