I'd Never Been A Tall Guy, And

The Idea That Bigger Haystacks Have More Needles In Them Is Dumb On Its Face

The Right To Freedom Of Association Is Fine, But Why Shouldn't The Cops Be Allowed To Mine Your Social Network To Figure Out If You're Hanging Out With Gangbangers And Terrorists?

The First Casualty Of Any Battle Is The Plan Of Attack.

If It's Not In My Email Archive, I Don't Know It

Each Generation Of Rabbis Is Necessarily Less Perfect Than The Rabbis That Came Before, Since Each Generation Is More Removed From The Perfection Of The Garden. Therefore, No Rabbi Is Allowed To Overturn Any Of His Forebears' Wisdom, Since They Are All, By Definition, Smarter Than Him.