We Drink And We Die And Continue

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

Is It Possible To Get A Cup Of Coffee-flavored Coffee Anymore In This Country? What Happened With Coffee? Did I Miss A Meeting? They Have Every Other Flavor But Coffee-flavored Coffee. They Have Mochaccino, Frappaccino, Cappuccino, Al Pacino...coffee Doesn't Need A Menu, It Needs A Cup.

When I Become President, All You Assholes That Ride Bikes In The City? Lock And Load! You're Going Down!

My Wife And I Were Poor When I Started But We Struggled Along Until Things Happened For Me In My Thirties. I Knew I Was Doing What I Loved Even If I Wasn't Getting Paid For It, So I Think I'd Still Be Doing It.

I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.' It's One Of The Few Things That Makes Me Laugh.