We Don't Pretend To Disagree.

I Already Shot My Wad On The Protestants!

I'm Not Surprised That Spielberg Was Able To Capture The Heroism Of Schindler; So Many Of His Movies Are About The Better Part Of Mankind.

Two Things Are Not Debatable: Eroticism, And Comedy. If You Don't Think It's Sexy, Or Funny, There's No Way I Can Change Your Mind.

As A Critic, I Try Very Hard To Say Exactly What I Think. And In A Medium In Which We Are Well-known For The Binary Thumbs Up And Thumbs Down, I Try To Be Able To Give The Mixed Review. But Most Pictures Fall Into That Middle Ground, So I Wrestle Over Which Way My Thumb Is Going To Turn. It's Not Flip.

The Result Is A Picture That Represents So Much Of What I Want And Rarely Get From A Movie - A Couple Of Hours Filled With Characters Who Are As Exciting As The People I Know In Real Life.