We Don't Have To Fix Anything.

People Teach Their Dogs To Sit; It's A Trick. I've Been Sitting My Whole Life, And A Dog Has Never Looked At Me As Though He Thought I Was Tricky.

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.