We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When

Of All Second-class Citizens, Neurotics Are The Only Ones Who Are So By Choice.

We Are Like People With Short-term Leases On Summer Cottages; We Can Never Seem To Make Our Provisions Come Out Even With Our Stay.

Few Of Us Write Great Novels; All Of Us Live Them.

A Bore: One Who Knows As Well As You Do What He Is Going To Say Next.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.