We Are Losing The 'war On Drugs,'

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A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.

Isn't That Weird, We've Made Nature Against The Law. That's How Un-natural We've Become.

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