Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old

Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

Calonice: My Dear Lysistrata, Just What Is This Matter You've Summoned Us Women To Consider.what's Up? Something Big? Lysistrata: Very Big. Calonice: (interested) Is It Stout Too? Lysistrata: (smiling) Yes, Indeed -- Both Big And Stout. Calonice: What? And The Women Still Haven't Come? Lysistrata: It's Not What You Suppose; They'd Come Soon Enough For That.

A Man Should Be Able To Stand Up Under Any Disaster For His Country's Good.

Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.