Ignorance Can Be Cured, But Stupidity Is

Times Change. The Vices Of Your Age Are Stylish Today.

These Impossible Women! How They Do Get Around Us! The Poet Was Right: Can't Live With Them, Or Without Them!

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.