We Are At War With Men, And

The Person Whose Face Is Between Your Legs Is Gonna Get Lockjaw.

It Was Easy To Leave The Art World After I Found Out That It Was Just Another Corporation. When They Told Me I Had To Create The Same Thing, I Rebelled.

A Monogamous Marriage And Family Is What Some Women Want - But Not All Of Us. We Are Mostly Doing Serial Monogamy Anyway.

It's Just Blind Luck When A Woman Is Born Into A Wealthy Family And Attends The Best Colleges And Joins Top Sororities.

Instead Of Being A Well-known Painter, I Became Everybody's Favorite Dirty Joke. Come To Think Of It, Teaching Masturbation Skills Is Pretty Weird.