The Person Whose Face Is Between Your

I Consider The 70s To Be The Youth Of Old Age. So All You Women Out There Who Are Afraid Of Getting Older, Just Keep Your Orgasms In Place, Eat A Lot Of Vegetables, Take Exercise, And You'll Be Fine.

I Used To Think Masturbation Was Not Really Sex Because It Only Involved Me. That's A Very Limited View Of Human Sexuality, And It Isn't Going To Work For Women.

If You Tell A Child "don't Touch Yourself There," They Will Deal With Some Kind Of Sexual Problem From Then On, To One Degree Or Other.

Instead Of Being A Well-known Painter, I Became Everybody's Favorite Dirty Joke. Come To Think Of It, Teaching Masturbation Skills Is Pretty Weird.

It Was Easy To Leave The Art World After I Found Out That It Was Just Another Corporation. When They Told Me I Had To Create The Same Thing, I Rebelled.