We Are All Precancerous.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

If Honesty Were Suddenly Introduced Into American Life, The Whole System Would Collapse.

If A Lobster Didn't Look Like A Sci-fi Monster, People Would Be Less Able To Drop Him Alive Into Boiling Water.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.

I Think It Would Be Fair And Right To Use Some Of My Land And Wealth For A Drug-rehab Center Or An Indian School.