The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes

There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure, And That Is To Try To Please Everyone.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

I Am A Great Believer In High-priced People. If A Thing Cost A Lot It May Not Be Any Better, But It Adds A Certain Amount Of Class That The Cheap Thing Can Never Approach; In The Long Run It's The Higher-priced Things That Are The Cheapest.