We Are All Hungry And Thirsty For

There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. The Madman Thinks He Is Sane. I Know I Am Mad.

I Am Not Strange. I Am Just Not Normal.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

The Two Greatest Strokes Of Luck That Can Happen To A Painter Are (1) To Be Spanish, (2) To Be Called Dali

There Are Some Days When I Think I'm Going To Die From An Overdose Of Satisfaction.