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But You Know, My Dad Called Me The Laziest White Kid He Ever Met. When I Screamed Back At Him That He Was Putting Down A Race Of People To Call Me Lazy, His Answer Was That's Not What He Was Doing, And That I Was Also The Dumbest White Kid He Ever Met.

Ed Simmons And I Became Stars In The Emerging Medium Of Television. We Were New And Fresh, Just Like Tv At The Time, So We Automatically Became 'the' Comedy Writers For Television.

The American People May Not Be The Best-educated, But They're Very Wise At Heart.

Next Up [new Tv Stars] Was [dean] Martin And [jerry] Lewis On 'the Colgate Comedy Hour.'

Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes. You Spend Millions Of Minutes To Reach One Triumph, One Moment, Then You Spend Maybe A Thousand Minutes Enjoying It. If You Were Unhappy Through Those Millions Of Minutes, What Good Is The Thousand Minutes Of Triumph? It Doesn't Equate... Life Is Made Of Small Pleasures. Good Eye Contact Over The Breakfast Table With Your Wife. A Moment Of Touching A Friend. Happiness Is Made Of Those Tiny Successes. The Big Ones Come Too Infrequently. If You Don't Have All Those Zillions Of Tiny Successes, The Big Ones Don't Mean Anything.