We Just May Be The Most Well-informed,

I Stop And Look At Traffic Accidents. I Won't Hang Around, But When I Hear Something Is Terrible, As Bad As It Is, I've Gotta Look At It.

But You Know, My Dad Called Me The Laziest White Kid He Ever Met. When I Screamed Back At Him That He Was Putting Down A Race Of People To Call Me Lazy, His Answer Was That's Not What He Was Doing, And That I Was Also The Dumbest White Kid He Ever Met.

I Started By Writing, With My Partner Ed Simmons, A Monologue For Danny Thomas, That He Performed At Ciro's Nightclub In Los Angeles.

I Never Met Who I Really Wanted To Meet, And That Was Charlie Chaplin.

I Think America, Unfortunately, Collectively Thinks Of Itself As The 'chosen People.' To My Knowledge, There Are No Chosen People, We Are All Human Beings.